Ladies, for those of you who don't know it yet, menopause comes with certain discomforts, for example, crotch itch.

Last week, I had a bad case of this malady. It wasn't a yeast infection. Not even close. I wanted to jump out a window, pull my hair out. You get the picture. I tried Vaginol. It didn't do a thing. I bought a product called Gynecort Maximum Strength and applied it liberally. This cortisone in it had me screaming in pain so bad I had to lie flat gasping for breath.