Why Thongs?
Why are thongs—the underwear type not the sandals—so popular? I can’t understand why a thin strap in a butt crack is supposed to be sexy. At any rate, I learned the hard way that this style is not for me.
My first thong was a birthday gift from a sorority sister when I was in college. I had been wearing bikini pants. These were fine for me. My sorority sister, however, insisted that I needed a thong to get rid of my panty line when I was wearing tight pants. Okay, so I’ll try this almost-nothing pair of black panties. (By the way, I always wondered why pants are called a “pair” when it is only one garment piece?)