I’m A “Winner”
I did it again! When will I ever learn? I entered still another contest, this one online, and “amazingly” I was a third-place winner. I won a $300 certificate for facial laser treatments! I was excited. My moustache and chin hairs needed work. Maybe I could get even get my eyebrows done. I could get a whole bunch of these nasty little unwanted growths removed permanently. I could put away my magnifying mirror and be less traumatized by the flaws that my reflection showcased. My tweezers would become a thing of the past!